The Good:

-Pride Weekend.  Yes.

-My oldest friend from home coming into town to celebrate her birthday, and staying with me for a week.  Happiness.

-Dinner at Lucky Cheng’s Asain Drag Cabaret Dinner Theater

-Free birthday shots from the Maitre D’ at Lucky Cheng’s

-Winning an “orgy bowl” full of liquor as a reward for a stellar on stage performance involving a banana

-Winning a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in a bet against Coco

-Drinking free Jack Daniel’s with good company

The Bad:

-Getting locked out of our temporary home by its disgruntled former occupant

-Burger Heaven

-Being subjected to the humiliation that is karaoke in order to

A) Beat Coco, and win Jack Daniel’s

B) Appease the birthday girl.  Bitch.

-Sore feet